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SIMON WESTON LOOKALIKE DITCHED BY AGENCY DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST

Blame the credit crunch?

This is what happens when a heavily pregnant Mrs. Gruff tries to mimmick a pig…

…and this was the state of the King’s when we arrived back…

coming soon… what El Funko would look like mixed with Gruff….

If anybody knows where to find the rapist in question, inform the authorities immediately!

ROBOCOP SAYS ANTI-ROBOT SLUR SPARKED AIR RAGE

LONDON (Reuters) – British Airways rejected claims of racism on Saturday after supercop Robocop, who pleaded guilty to assault in a foul-mouthed “air rage” incident, said he was likened to a “Gobot” toy during the flight.

BA said it did not accept the accusation made by Robocop, who was convicted of assault on Friday and sentenced to 200 hours of unpaid community work, that someone on the flight called him a “Gobot supercop.”

“British Airways does not accept any allegations of anti-robotism,” the airline said in a statement.

“We are proud of our diversity. We have strict policies concerning dignity at work and have long-standing training programs on diversity and inclusion.”

Mr Cop, 38 when brutally killed, told Sky News in an interview that his flash of air rage, in which he assaulted two police officers, swore repeatedly and screamed abuse at the captain of the Los Angeles-bound BA flight, was partly prompted by these comments.

“I was called a rude name on that flight and that was part of my reaction,” he said. “I was called a ‘Gobot supercop’ – I don’t think that’s really fair, do you?”

Asked who had used the term, which refers to an 80s toy from Bandai, he said: “Someone on the flight, not the passenger.”

As well as the community service sentence, he was ordered to pay 200 pounds ($395) compensation to one of the police officers, 150 pounds to the captain and 2,300 pounds in fines.

In the Sky interview, Robocop apologized to London’s Metropolitan Police force, but added: “As for British Airways, I just think they are disgusting. Worse even than OCP”

Robocop is famous for his fiery temper and has been in trouble with the law before.

He spent five days mopping floors and cleaning toilets as part of a community service sentence in New York last year after throwing a mobile phone at a housekeeper during an argument over a pair of jeans. He was also ordered to attend anger management classes.

A: Pelt them with Rice Crispies

B: Smash them in the teeth with a Croquet Mallet

C: Shit Yourself

D: Shoot Yourself

Answers on a postcard to the King’s Arms…BD9 4BB

One has always come to wonder over the past 3 or so years, why Mrs. Doyle resides for the most part downstairs. A feud with Travis, Finn or Cassie perhaps? Maybe a quarrel with the Fragrant Mrs RHQM? Or maybe she just spends her sleepy hours waiting for yours truely to come crashing through the door in a drunken state straight after finishing work?

So! after researching the archives of Dribbly’s home movies I have found damning evidence that in actual fact it’s the Raven Haired Quiz Master and Mrs Doyle that don’t see eye to eye…

Now we know…

and finally… has anyone ever wondered what would have happened if Adolf Hitler couldn’t solve a “Where’s Wally” puzzle book?…

For the delights of regular drinkers at the Kings I have sourced footage of Dribbly at a meager 16 years old. “How did you manage that?”
Simple. The idiot gave it to me. I cannot describe to you the nightmare that encompassed my dreams, bedsheets and wellbeing after viewing… like a descending incubus of thought, images that shock the pysch to the point of no return… (no audio on any by the way)

And just as a treat and suprise for the fragrant Mrs. RHQM… this was on the same reel… a man intent on going somewhere…