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Yes, Thomas Stammers does suffer from Claustrophobia.
James Bones, Boyd Schidt and Fore Skin unmasked?
Yeah… I think so too.
Just in time for the world cup…
Many council employees are now going through Evac chair training. I completed my course successfully at the Industrial Museum. Here is how it’s going at the other place…
It’s like watching an upside down spider trying to do the washing up.
People can be turned on by seemingly anything these days. I will admit I am a prime candidate for the new pseudonyms ‘James Bones’ and ‘Boyd Schidt’ on Facebook – a ploy to endlessly torture and rip apart minds that frequent the Kings Arms. Who could they be?
Upon entering the Kings this very afternoon I was accused of being James Bones.
Fellow readers please understand that any character or person that I have subjected to Facebook fame actually exist and are not fictitious. People like Herbie, Cod and Mark have nearly had me executed… So will the real James Bones/Boyd Schidt comment on this post?
Come on… Don’t be cowards…
In other news my colleague at the gallery tried to kick me jokingly in the rectum today. Fortunatley for me his shin hit the table before his boot hit said bottom. He went home limping.
Peace.