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ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF MR. WOO PINCHING YOUR CHAIR?
Then why not find his CD collection behing the bar and throw them like frisbys around the Kings?
Then for good measure go over and stamp on them ’till they’re knackered!
You still won’t get your chair back!
…Sponsored by Fanackasmacka. TM.
We all know the unfathomable Mr Woo loves his lady pleasing. With a little throwing up perhaps? …Maybe even making love in his best set of Matalan’s Own trainers, shoes, socks, vest, underpants, T-shirt, jacket, jeans, gloves, wooley jumper, long johns, armbands and hat are all part of his charm… Poor K*l*y…
You can’t deny however, that this young adonis has charm when it comes to night clubs.
I thought I’d ask the man himself if he could pull moves and score, no matter what song was being played. He said to me…
“This Worked!”…
“Oh great! Who did you try n’ Pull?”
The Unfathomable Mr. Woo strikes again!
On speaking to a Heatonian Virgin and saying –
“What you wanna do is shove your exhaust pipe up a dirty old bewer from a mucky brewery!”
On gazing into Peter Pan’s eyes and saying -
“Yes they are gorgeous – I’m having trouble keeping my c*ck out of his mouth!”
On speaking about a weekends camping –
“I’m gonna borrow RHQM’s kettle n’ piss in it!”
On telling about a recent gift –
“Captain Kidd gave me that – God rest his soul!”
On speaking to Spike –
“BLUETOOTH ME THAT YA *UNT!”
Answers on a postcard… and by the way it’s his birthday today, he’ll be in the King’s tonight with a bag full of Grouse’s.
During our time in Crete, the highlights of Greek daytime television included commercials like this…
And then the most horrible thing happened to my mind when the follow up was screened…
Apparently a new laptop ad…
Looks frighteningly to me like Mr Townshend’s being doing his research again…
Sorry.
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Ants moving a Peanut…
And the largest and most frightening swarm of Bees I’ve ever seen…
See ya tommorrow!
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